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Dear Santa-

I know Christmas came early this year with the whole Bush out- Obama in thing, but here is my official list: 

Poseidon Undersea Resort ($15,000)

This looks like the most fabulous vacation in the world.  It's located in Fiji, the resort offers guests private plane transport from a Fijian airport to the "Mystery Island" where I can stay in this underwater hotel, and even use the submarine they have for exploring the reef.  $15,000 sounds steep but for all that, I can't afford not to!

Tepee $2,200

How cool would the next Pope camping trip be in this thing.  No bear would dare mess with people who are so one with nature that they stay in a tepee, even if it did cost $2,200.  

Home Pro Racing Video Game Simulation System $4,000

Okay I know I only just started playing Settler's online but I am obsessed so I might be headed over to the dark side, you know, the one with all the gamers!  I say that in a whisper because I really don't want that to get out, mostly to Taylor.  But since I am now a gamer it's only natural for the next step to be this.

Floor Piano $250,000

Just like the one in BIG!  Price is a little steep, but it also includes a one-hour dancing session with the FAO Schwarz choreographer. Can you really put a price on that?

Scallywag Sloop Pirate Themed Club House $18,500

I know I am probably too big to even get my right leg in this thing but this is probably the coolest playhouse in the world. I must have it, please oh please Santa.  I'll even share it with Isaac. 

Range Rover $ 96,600

Six months ago I would have been crazy to ask for a $96k gas guzzler, but soon they are going to be paying me to take gas so it's perfectly sensible. 


Arrested Development

I know Santa you were thinking finally a reasonable gift, like a DVD, but not from me!  I was wondering if you could talk to the head guys over a Fox and see why they hate the world so much that they would deprive us of this magnificent show.  It did nothing but bring joy and happiness to all who watched it, and then some evil guys (who I can only imagine smoke Cuban cigars and have handlebar mustaches) decided they wanted to just take it away.  The world deserves more!

Jesse Lacey- (there is no price tag for his magnificence)

This one may not be at the store Santa, but if you could just wrap him up for me I would be most appreciative. 

Santa, I know this list might seem a little excessive in the midst of a financial crisis, but I promise I have been ever so good this year.  I even made the Dean's list!  Stop laughing Santa, yes I am still in school, and no I am not going to be a doctor, still working on the first degree. Merry Christmas!

Chelsea Lynn